Chapter 35 Signing for a courier worth one million? !
Su Ran turned and walked into the room, preparing to go downstairs to get the camera.
At this time, Dahei was standing on the stairs, wagging his tail and grinning at him.
This is a greeting to Su Ran.
Su Ran rolled his eyes at it and said, "You kid, you forget your friends when you see a beautiful woman."
Big black:"?"
Dahei became anxious. It was not like what Su Ran said. It was obvious that Chen Sisi had left a big chicken for him in the room, and he couldn't help but go there at night.
Looking at Dahei who was holding her legs and shaking, Su Ran couldn't help laughing: "Well, you are the wolf king after all, can you have some dignity and stop being like a stupid husky?"
Wolf King?
Obviously, Dahei now prefers being a pet rather than going hungry for three days and taking care of the tribe in the forest.
There is food to eat every day when you open your eyes. Those wild wolves in the forest have probably never eaten Chicken McNuggets in their entire lives!
But Su Ran was also very relieved. Almost the whole family, including his grandfather, accepted Dahei.
It was also last night that Su Ran allowed Dahei to enter the house openly.
"Okay, go play, I have something else to do."
Su Ran was about to take out the previous camera and install it at the door, but when he just walked to the storage room under the stairs, he saw a large pool of white chicken shit left on his pile of cameras.
Still rare!
And after drying overnight, everything was printed on it.
The old hen was still squatting in the chicken coop staring at Su Ran, completely unaware of what good thing she had done.
Veins popped out on Su Ran's forehead: "Sisi, let's stew chicken tonight."
Big hen: “?”
No, brother, what did you say?
Chen Sisi just turned around and exclaimed in confusion, and saw the big hen running around up and down the stairs inexplicably frightened.
"Is it crazy?" Chen Sisi opened her mouth wide.
"Don't worry about it. It's better if it goes crazy. If it goes crazy, we can kill it and eat it at night." Su Ran threatened the big hen.
Gah ah ah!!!
The big hen was so scared that she fainted and white foam came out of her mouth.
"Okay, now it's really cold, go boil some water, I'll pluck the hair later."
As soon as Su Ran finished speaking, the big hen jumped up instantly and found a place to hide.
Netizens couldn't help laughing.
"God Su, you might have a drama queen at home."
"Okay, okay, didn't they say that animals are not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the country? Call the police!"
"Funny pets bring so much joy. I really want to marry Brother Su right now and be Dahei's mistress." Su Ran's little fan girl said expectantly.
"Sister, can you be my master?"
"Okay, I now order you to get admitted to Tsinghua University immediately!"
While netizens were joking, Su Ran had already installed the camera and adjusted the lens position. Only when he was satisfied did he move the stairs away and dusted off his hands: "If he comes again at noon, he should be able to be photographed from this position."
After lunch, Su Ran and Chen Sisi waited in the room.
I continued to stake out like I did the night before, the only difference was that that night I was staking out a bad guy, this time I was staking out a good guy.
"The chicken thief last time was an animal, this time it should be a villager." Chen Sisi felt that this should be the case and there was no doubt about it.
After all, a two-pound Ganoderma lucidum is quite large, and a small animal like a civet cat would definitely not be able to lift it.
"Shh," Su Ran made a silencing gesture and pointed at the surveillance screen, "Here it comes."
Su Ran saw movement in front of the camera.
Netizens also held their breath, looking forward to it.jpg
But in the next second, Su Ran and Chen Sisi both froze in place.
Because they saw a weasel in the picture.
And there are two of them, one big and one small!
Looks like a weasel cub and his mother.
The two weasels were walking while standing, carrying a huge piece of Luohan mushroom in their hands.
The situation is just like two migrant workers carrying steel bars.
It directly refreshed the three views of netizens. Explosion.jpg
"Oh my god, the weasel has become a spirit!"
"How dare you! Did you call me weasel? You should call me Wong Tai Sin."
"Oh my god, these two little guys are so cute."
"I usually feel that the animals around me are stupid, but why do the animals around Su Ge seem so smart?"
Don't say
Su Ran also felt so. It was as if he had some kind of gift from nature. He always encountered some particularly spiritual little animals.
"I really didn't expect that the ones who kept giving us 'gifts' would be two weasels!" Chen Sisi was completely stunned.
At this time, a netizen said: "Brother Su, they are not coming to you to ask for a title, are they?"
The story of weasels asking for titles is a familiar folk legend. Netizens think that the two weasels were planning to bribe Su Ran and then ask for a title.
But Su Ran shook his head. He was very familiar with the little weasel, the one that was tied to the electric pole that night: "I guess it came to thank me because I sent the weasel home safely."
It is said that animals are often smarter than humans.
When Su Ran and Chen Sisi went downstairs, the two weasels saw their benefactor and immediately surrounded his feet.
The mother weasel carries her cubs with her.
It was as if a mother and son were standing in front of Su Ran, vividly.
Su Ran said gratefully: "So it's you two little guys."
His eyes fell on the Luohan mushroom, a kind of fungus that can grow to a very large size, also called the old man's head mushroom.
The market price is more than 40 yuan per pound. Compared with the expensive mountain products that Su Ran usually picks, this price is not expensive, but the taste is very good.
"Sisi, help me get some eggs."
Chen Sisi took a few eggs from the kitchen, and Su Ran handed them to the weasel mother and son: "This is my return gift to you. I really don't have anything good for the time being."
"Haha, Brother Su, you are too stingy. People sent you more than 10,000 mountain products in the past two days, and you only gave you two eggs in return."
"My suggestion is that you should help the weasel mother take care of the baby, raise it until it is plump and white, and then send it back."
It is winter now, and it is not easy for small animals to find food.
Perhaps in order to find a better living environment for her children, the weasel mother seemed to really have this idea.
After delivering the mountain products, it left its cub here and went up the mountain alone.
This was entirely out of trust in Su Ran, which also touched Su Ran very much.
It was a wonderful feeling. Just because he had safely sent the little weasel back home, it and its mother had such great trust in him.
"Hello, little guy." Su Ran greeted the weasel.
The little fellow climbed up his trouser leg directly, with nimble and lively movements, and stopped only when he reached his shoulder.
It stood on Su Ran's shoulder, its eyes bright and sharp, as if observing everything around it.
The scene looks like a falconer and his eagle.
His confident and calm posture makes him look like a true king in control of everything. His eyes reveal his determination and resolve, like an experienced falconer who knows how to establish a deep connection with his eagle.
Netizens were fascinated by the scene and had never thought Su Ran was so handsome.
Please, there's a weasel on my shoulder.
Very cool!
Just then, a postal van stopped on the road outside the yard.
The postal courier got off the car and took out a large package from the cargo box. He walked up to Su Ran, looked at the logistics list on the package and said, "You are the direct disciple of the Wudang Sect, the successor of the Tiyunzong, and the national first-class beast taming master, Su Ran?"
"Please sign for this express delivery."
Su Ran: “?”
Chen Sisi: “…”
The two of them looked at each other, both confused.
“What the hell????”
(End of this chapter)