Chapter 119 Playing with a poisonous snake with bare hands, showing off to the point of making your scalp tingle

"I didn't expect that after not finding the underwear thief, someone else stole my drone. Su Shen is so frustrated."

Su Ran had already started using his body skills to chase after the monkey, and Da Hei had given up on searching for the scent of the clothes and instead followed his big brother.

All of a sudden, the originally quiet forest was thrown into chaos, and the surrounding animals were frightened by the noise and fled in all directions.

A little squirrel was watching a show on the top of a tree, and was taken directly into a cave by his parents.

Stay home, there are two crazy people outside!

The little animals made people panic.

Netizens were like being injected with chicken blood.

"Fuck him! He even dared to steal my Su Shen's things."

Although the monkey's movement speed was not the fastest, it showed amazing agility and flexibility, moving freely between the towering trees and jumping.

Every movement it made seemed so light and precise, as if it knew every inch of the forest well.

Especially since this guy's figure appeared and disappeared on the big tree, it was almost impossible to predict his next move. Every time Su Ran thought he was about to catch him, he would suddenly change direction in an incredible way and disappear from his sight easily.

If it were anyone else, they would have been left behind long ago, but Su Ran relied on his agility to chase after him relentlessly. While running, he picked up the bow and arrow from behind, bent the bow, put the arrow on it, and shot it out.

The arrow was so fast that there was a faint sound of breaking through the air, and it instantly nailed the branch that the monkey was about to land on.

Seeing that its way was blocked, the monkey nimbly changed direction, and Su Ran shot another arrow, aiming it at wherever it wanted the monkey to land.

Finally, Su Ran heard the sound of the drone falling on the grass. It seemed that the monkey didn't want to lose its life because of a black box that it couldn't bite.

"Too strong, I feel like Brother Su can just go to the sports meet and win a gold medal for us."

"Awesome, I'm not saying this, Brother Su is really capable!"

The audience in the live broadcast room admired Su Ran's skills. They really didn't expect that Su Shen could shoot so accurately and steadily while running.

Su Ran came to where the drone fell, picked it up, readjusted it and connected it to the device. Fortunately, it worked normally: "Fortunately, it's not broken, otherwise I will never be done with that monkey."

At this moment, Su Ran saw a lot of more prompts in front of him.

【Ripped pants*5】

【Short sleeve*30】

……

A large number of densely packed prompts almost overlapped with each other. When Su Ran followed the prompts and stepped forward, it discovered a large pile of villagers' clothes.

Chen Sisi, who was watching in the live broadcast room, suddenly said, "Why isn't my underwear here?"

There was a sound of laughter from above his head. Su Ran looked up and saw the dead monkey staring at him teasingly with its big teeth bared on the tree.

The monkey felt that the provocation was not enough, so it stood up and pointed its bra-covered butt at Su Ran, then patted her butt with its hand, taking the ridicule to a new level.

The corners of Su Ran's mouth twitched, and veins popped out on his forehead. He wanted to give her a big slap.

Chen Sisi, who had just finished taking a shower and was lying on the bed, was so angry that she was about to smoke: "This damn monkey, he is using my underwear to cover his buttocks?"

The netizens in the live broadcast room suddenly couldn't laugh anymore:
"This bra is so big, ugh, I mean the butt is so big."

"I can tell at first glance that this is a C cup. Sister Sisi is so talented."

"Is this the point we should focus on? The point is, this dead monkey is the underwear thief mentioned by Su Shen!"
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Just now, Su Ran found a lot of monkey hair in the pile of clothes, and Chen Sisi's underwear was on the stinky monkey, so this monkey must be the real culprit.

Netizens just thought it was outrageous.

"Case solved, it turns out the underwear thief was actually a monkey."

"I didn't expect it, but it seems to be very rivery..."

The monkey on the tree was particularly naughty. With a "snap" sound, the underwear on the monkey's butt was thrown directly onto Su Ran's face, and she could faintly smell the monkey's scent.

Maluo pulled down his eyelids with his fingers, made a face, and laughed in a nasty way. Before leaving, he did not forget to stick out his tongue at Su Ran.

You still want to leave?

I'll trap you like a monkey!
Su Ran picked up a stone and threw it accurately into the crack of Maluo's butt. The monkey only felt its anus tighten, and its face instantly turned red like its butt due to the pain.

His body stiffened, and his hands fell straight to the ground like javelins.

"Will you stop pushing?"

"It's over. It's over now."

Who would have thought that when Su Ran walked over to take a look, he saw that the Maluo who was originally lying on the ground had pretended to be dead and ran away.

He did not forget to turn around and yell, giving Su Ran the middle finger.

It was like a naughty kid saying to Su Ran: Damn it, just wait for me!

There was laughter in the live broadcast room:
"Ah ha ha ha, I didn't expect Su Ran to be defeated in front of the monkey."

"Don't be so funny, okay?"

"If you don't call it a monkey, then it's just a mean guy."

"You can't say that. I think golden monkeys are pretty well behaved."

What netizens said is indeed true. When Su Ran and Chen Sisi went to the zoo before, they saw golden monkeys. They were so well-behaved and quiet.

"By the way, Brother Su, what kind of monkey is that?" a netizen asked curiously.

Su Ran took Da Hei and picked up all the "stolen goods" on the ground and returned to the village to give an explanation. At the same time, he said: "That guy is a Tibetan macaque."

Netizens may not quite understand what the Tibetan macaque is, but they will instantly understand it when they mention the Emeishan monkey.

"No wonder, the monkeys in Mount Emei are really annoying. They love to stir up trouble, but you can't afford to play with them. They get mad when you chase them away, and they are especially vindictive."

"Indeed, the golden monkey is much more obedient."

"Emeishan monkey: Don't believe in rumors, don't spread them." "Emeishan monkey said those well-behaved videos of golden monkeys were staged."

"I think what the brother said before is indeed right. This monkey is very vengeful. Last time, I just stole the blue and he AFKed."

“Hahaha, the comments shouldn’t be so funny!”

The atmosphere in the comments was very joyful, and Su Ran felt much better:

"I'm right. This Mount Emei monkey is a species unique to my country and a Class II protected animal. If it provokes you, you can only endure it. There's nothing you can do about it."

This kind of macaque has a very bad reputation, and is notorious for frequently robbing tourists in scenic spots such as Mount Emei and Mount Huangshan.

Su Ran didn't plan to continue chasing that guy. Anyway, the case has been solved now and he knows who stole the clothes of the villagers. He just needs to be more careful in the future.

Especially after Su Ran’s scare, the monkey probably wouldn’t dare to continue stealing things.

Just when Su Ran was about to take Dahei back, Dahei suddenly made an unexpected discovery on the road.

Su Ran also noticed a weak little monkey lying beside a big tree.

When Su Ran came up to it, he recognized it immediately and said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "It's the same macaque as before."

It seems that the monkey is not in very good physical condition. Netizens bluntly said that the retribution came so quickly.

At this moment, Su Ran felt a sinister gaze staring at him. When he looked up, he suddenly discovered a white-browed pit viper on the branch opposite.

There are not as many types of venomous snakes in the northern forests as in the south, and the most common one is the pit viper.

The white-browed pit viper that Su Ran was talking about is actually the short-tailed pit viper.

If you look closely, you can see a white line between its eyebrows and eyes, so some people call it the white-browed pit viper.

The short-tailed pit viper is not large in size. Generally, the length of an adult short-tailed pit viper is only half a meter. It is a small snake.

Although it is a small snake, don't underestimate it. It is a highly poisonous snake. Although it is small in size, its degree of danger varies at different stages of growth.

When it is 50cm long, the amount of venom can be five times that of when it is 30cm long.

Seeing this short-tailed viper, netizens in the live broadcast room felt their scalps tingling.

Most people are basically very afraid of snakes, which is inseparable from the fear response left over from evolution.

"Damn, this snake is so venomous. We call it a dog shit snake over there."

"Shit? What kind of name is that?"

"Because this kind of snake usually coils up in a ball, like dog shit, it's easy to step on it accidentally. Especially since this kind of snake is distributed over a wide area. Anyway, I'm most afraid of encountering a dog shit pit viper when I go up the mountain."

At this time, Su Ran couldn't help but say, "Not only that, they have another name called flying on the grass. Most people think of it as a nimble thief, but the short-tailed pit viper is actually a very lazy snake."

"That's why the short-tailed pit viper prefers to wait for its prey. Its hunting method is to lie dormant in the most suitable place, waiting for food to come to it."

After Su Ran said this, netizens finally understood that the macaque must have been too proud of its escape and was accidentally bitten by the short-tailed pit viper.

However, although this short-tailed viper is not long, it is very thick.

It was obvious that this short-tailed pit viper had been following its prey, waiting for it to die before eating.

I didn't expect to meet Su Ran guarding here.

This also made it regard Su Ran as its hunting target.

Dahei was also a little aggressive and tried to claw at Shorttail's belly.

The short-tailed pit viper tilted its head, probably looking a little confused at the moment.

Hit me?

Do you know who I am?

"Dahei, calm down."

Su Ran hurriedly called out to Dahei. The short-tailed viper did not seem to have any intention of attacking, but this kind of snake likes to be on guard.

Sometimes when you're not paying attention, it can suddenly hit you.

This macaque fell into the fangs of the short-tailed pit viper as a prey, and Su Ran had nothing to say.

That's bad luck, and it's not easy for him to intervene.

However, this short-tailed viper is now targeting him and Dahei, which is quite short-sighted.

"Maluo's life is life, and today I must fight with you."

As he spoke, Su Ran turned sideways. He accurately predicted the attack of the short-tailed viper.

The short-tailed viper fell to the ground and felt unwilling to miss its target.

The area under the ears of snakes is very sensitive to ground vibrations, and Su Ran plans to win with one strike.

"Everyone, watch carefully. I will show you my skills."

Su Ran quickly grabbed the short-tailed viper's tail and started swinging it in the air.

Netizens were stunned by what they saw. It looked just like a helicopter propeller.

"Short-tailed Viper said, don't I have any dignity?"

"No, is this the only way that the Venomous Snake can stand in front of Su Shen?"

You have to know that if you want to fight a short-tailed pit viper with your bare hands, even if Bear Grylls comes today, he will have to think twice.

God knew that Su Shen would pick it up and swing it around like he didn't care about his life.

This suicidal and hair-raising showmanship was quickly spread online by netizens.

　No more, I'm tired, my liver hurts, I'll update tomorrow, three chapters today

　　
　
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