Chapter 375 Magic remote control! Skip all the troubles!
Thanks to the actor's outstanding performance, the character of Joffrey, the foolish, cruel and conceited tyrant, was portrayed to perfection.
As a result, people from all generations till now have been looking forward to seeing his death.
The anticipation is full!
As a result, I developed a strong interest in the American TV series "Game of Thrones".
Even the troubled Emperor Chongzhen,
I couldn't help but say with some anticipation:
"This section about Joffrey includes the Battle of the Bastards with Jon Snow that appeared earlier."
“They are all quite exciting.”
"Obviously, this TV show should be great to watch."
"I hope that Tianmu will be able to broadcast the entire show if there is a chance, so that I can also watch the show."
And a new sky curtain then appeared.
Soothing music started playing and the pictures appeared immediately.
[Remote control of life! Magical time controller! ]
[But even if you can control time, please cherish the present time. ]
In the screen,
A middle-aged boss appeared.
Opposite the boss sat a young man.
The commentary also sounded
[The boss made a big promise, but didn't deliver.]
[Adam got angry and took out the remote control and pressed the pause button on his boss.]
[I didn't expect the boss to be frozen in place.]
Adam in the picture.
While the boss was immobilized, he moved closer and used all his strength.
Give the boss a few slaps in the face.
clap clap!
Unpause.
The boss shook his head and felt refreshed.
[Boss: Wow! My head suddenly hurts! It feels like a train hit me.]
Adam smirked and paused again.
He climbed onto the boss's desk, put his butt towards his mouth, and farted loudly!
After time is restored.
[Boss: The harder you work, the more promotions and salary increases you will get…wait, I taste shit in my mouth.]
[Secretary! Did you put shit in my lunch? ]
The young man Adam standing aside just had an innocent smirk on his face.
[Oh? Eating shit? Really? ]
……
The opening clip of the sky curtain is just a dozen seconds of cut.
But very interesting.
This made the ancients laugh out loud.
Even Ying Zheng, who was always serious, couldn't help but think back to the time when he had not yet taken power.
Faced with the complex domestic political situation.
There is also a feeling of walking on thin ice.
If I had such a remote control at that time.
Not to mention using the remote control for other purposes to fight for power.
Just like the sky,
Freeze the person you hate, slap him hard in the face, and fart in his face.
Although vulgar and rude.
But it is indeed very satisfying.
Ying Zheng was also rare, and said happily:
“Isn’t this also a movie from the future?”
“It does look interesting.”
"This remote control must have many more functions."
It's not just Ying Zheng.
There was a relaxed atmosphere throughout the Qin court.
Although on the sky curtain, Adam's behavior was somewhat disgraceful.
But after such a long period of time under the influence of the sky.
Towards the more frivolous actions and behaviors of later generations.
The ancients were not surprised by this either.
Instead, he became very interested in the remote control in Adam's hand.
On the canopy.
The scene changes.
Arrived at a shopping mall.
The male protagonist, Adam, was walking around the mall with a tired look on his face.
As I was walking around, I started feeling sleepy.
I couldn't help but lie down on the sample bed in the mall to take a rest.
After a short rest, Adam woke up.
When I looked up, I saw a general store located inside the mall.
Never seen this store before.
Curious, Adam entered the store and wandered around casually.
Remembering that the remote control at home was broken, my wife asked me to buy a new one.
So I asked the shop owner here.
Is there a universal remote control?
Just asking casually.
Unexpectedly, the owner actually took out a remote control!
And the sharp-eyed audience has already noticed.
The remote control that was taken out by the shop owner.
It was at the beginning of this scene that the magical remote control with powerful functions such as pause appeared!
However, the owner was selling the remote control.
He said it very solemnly and seriously.
[I shouldn't have sold you this remote control. But you seem like a good person.] [Then... please enjoy the remote control.]
Bought a stylish remote control.
When Adam got home, his wife kept nagging him about how much he put into work.
I didn't spend any time with him or his family.
Adam was getting annoyed.
I didn't dare to argue directly, so I pressed the pause button on the TV with a depressed expression as if to vent my anger.
I originally thought of pausing the TV and just having some quiet time.
When he turned around, he saw his wife also standing there in a daze, staring at him with wide eyes.
Adam felt a little unhappy.
[“Don’t look at me like that.”]
Turning his head, Adam pressed the play button again.
Keep watching TV.
Without realizing it, Adam had already used a Pause and a Continue on his wife.
It's just that Adam himself hasn't discovered it yet.
After the quarrel.
Adam returned to the basement and began working overtime on the house.
As a result, because he didn't take the dog out for a walk, the dog at home ran in front of him and barked non-stop.
Adam also became popular.
[“You dog, do you want to poop again?”]
[“Fuck, please bear with it for another 5 minutes. Can you please keep your barking a little quieter?”]
Complaining and venting at the same time.
Adam faced the dog and pressed the volume down button on the remote.
I just wanted to vent my emotions and press buttons randomly.
The result was surprising.
The dog was still making barking movements.
The sound is getting smaller and smaller!
Until it stops, you can't hear it at all!
At this time, Adam saw that his dog was barking there.
But no sound was made!
It's like it's muted.
Adam was stunned!
I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So he started the experiment on dogs again.
I found that in addition to pausing, I could also adjust the volume.
It can even fast forward.
A dog that was set to fast-forward mode by a magic remote control.
It took only three seconds to stroll, find a place, take a shit, and run back to Adam.
Now Adam understood.
This remote control in my hand,
This is not an ordinary remote control.
It's a magic remote control!
From then on, Adam was on the road to the top.
Adam: [“I think I know how to use the remote control. It can save me from a lot of trouble.”]
Stuck in traffic on the way to work.
Adam hit the fast forward button.
Others were still stuck in traffic, scorching under the sun, anxiously waiting for traffic to be restored.
Adam fast-forwarded all the way and went straight to the company.
Also grabbed a parking space.
arrive home.
There was a family party going on at home, and the naughty kids were making noise and shooting water guns at Adam.
I want him to play with me.
Adam was very bored, so he fast-forwarded.
In a matter of seconds, the boring family gathering was over.
Adam sat comfortably at his desk and began to enjoy his work.
Soon, the wife came to the basement again and complained that Adam was not active at all during the party and was like a wooden man.
Adam was getting annoyed.
Just press fast forward.
So after a few seconds, the quarrel was over.
Adam could work quietly again.
The boring washing up was skipped.
The time for polishing shoes and tying shoelaces was also skipped.
I also skipped having breakfast with the kids and telling them stories.
One day Adam caught a cold and felt dizzy and had a headache.
So I pressed the remote control.
[“Fast forward to the time when the illness is recovered.”]
The screen flashes rapidly.
Turning around, Adam had already woken up from the bed.
He touched his nose and took a deep breath.
I just feel refreshed!
Cold, fully recovered!
[“Oh yeah, it feels so good. I feel much more energetic. I even saved on taking cold medicine.”]
【“I love your remote control, you changed my destiny!”】
[“But I remember I had to work overtime on a project over the weekend, and I forgot whether I had done it or not.”]
I turned my head to look at the table and found that the project was completed.
The work must have been completed automatically during the fast forward period.
Adam was completely delighted.
I couldn't help but jump up.
Holding the prepared plan in his hand, he couldn't stop smiling.
(End of this chapter)