Chapter 156 The Egyptians' Defense is Broken
"Brothers, I'm back!"

For this live broadcast, Zhang Yang changed to a better camera and also called back the administrator of the live broadcast, Shen Yiyi.

Ask her to help watch the barrage.

Zhang Yang had a feeling that this live broadcast would be quite popular, because the mummy video he uploaded previously had received more than 50,000 likes.

There were more than 60,000 reposts.

There are hundreds of messages every day urging him to start broadcasting.

Sure enough, within less than five minutes of the broadcast starting, there were more than two thousand viewers in the live broadcast room.

[Are you going to take the mummy out for a PK fight today? 】

[Can we connect with treasure appraisers and ask them to help take a look?]

[I’m really looking forward to it. I specially came here after having dinner today to avoid a conflict with my takeaway]

[This anchor's work is a bit weird, but when you think about it carefully, it's very interesting]

"Wait a little longer, brothers."

"When the number of viewers in the live broadcast room reaches 3,000, we will continue making the mummy."

"While we're waiting, let's take a look at the coffin."

Zhang Yang carried the mummy coffin he had prepared in advance onto the table.

"Images and hieroglyphics have been painted on this wooden coffin in advance, mainly to record the life of this mummy."

"Our mummy only lived for two and a half years. His life was relatively simple, mainly like this..."

[Bad review!!! Why not singing, dancing, rap, basketball? ]

[Host, your mummy box is too fake. There are no overalls, middle parting, or basketball on it.]

[To be honest, I feel like it’s an ad for golden crispy chicken]

[The anchor should apply for a patent quickly, or the fried chicken shop may steal your idea]

"I also want to draw those suspenders and other things you mentioned, but I'm afraid of the lawyer's letter."

Zhang Yang was not very satisfied with the comments and quickly explained to everyone.

Soon, the audience count reached 3000+, and he started the next step of production as promised.

"You can see that after such a long period of drying, it is almost the same as pickled and air-dried chicken."

"Why not hang it up to air dry? Hahaha."

Zhang Yang laughed twice and did not give a direct answer.

He just felt that it was a pity that the brother who asked this question was born in China. If he was in Egypt, he would definitely leave his name in history. The idea of ​​hanging the pharaoh's body in the yard to dry it into a mummy is really amazing!
"Everyone, take a look. The skin of this chicken mummy is a bit dry and has no luster."

"So in this step, we need to apply oil. Here is the ointment prepared in advance with butter, rosin, myrrh, and olive oil. Let's use this brush to brush the ointment on the mummy."

[Wait, this is a barbecue oil brush, right? ]

[Excuse me, what should I do if there were no grill brushes in Egypt at that time? 】

[I watched the anchor make mummies, and the most common thing they did was to apply oil...]

"To answer everyone's questions, why do we need to apply oil? This has something to do with the ancient Egyptians' definition of beauty."

“People along the Mediterranean coast just like this greasy feeling.”

After brushing the oil, the mummy was placed in the bellows to heat and dry. At the same time, Zhang Yang took out the linen strips that had been prepared earlier.

The mummy is also called the bandage man, so how could it be possible that he is not wrapped in bandages?
On the linen strip, Zhang Yang wrote the same inscription as that on the document published by the Egyptian Museum.

Later, using the stickiness of the resin, wrap all these bandages around the mummy.

"Here we go, today's highlight."

"Does anyone know why Europeans eat mummies?"

"Yes, it's because I believed the rumor that asphalt can cure all diseases."

Zhang Yang smiled and picked up a transparent glass jar, which was filled with a brown unknown liquid.

This thing is the essence of Europeans' eating of mummies.

"It's a mixture of rosin, beeswax, cedar oil, cypress oil, and tallow."

"Pay attention to the most important ingredients, cedar oil and cypress oil. Rural viewers should have seen it. It is the white oily substance seen on the surface of pine and cypress trunks. This resin contains natural asphalt..." [Damn, so they eat this stuff? ]

[Why grind the mummy itself into powder? ]

[This is called original soup and original food, I understand it but I don’t understand it]

[It feels like taking Chinese medicine. For a little bit of effective ingredients, I took a lot of useless things.]

[Wrong, there is no effective ingredient at all]

After the ointment on the surface of the mummy dried, Zhang Yang used this mixture as "glue" to wrap the linen cloth with scriptures written on it around the mummy layer by layer.

While wrapping, he also put some imitations of ancient Egyptian amulets in and wrapped them together.

The amulets are made of fired fine sand and decorated with a layer of sky blue paint.

"In the place of the heart, let's put a spiritual scarab. Although this thing is essentially a dung beetle, the ancient Egyptians believed that it could protect the dead and help them pass the judgment of Osiris, the god of the underworld."

"Put the Menat necklace pendant on this part of the back."

"Putting the Eye of Horus in the center of the body symbolizes rebirth."

"Put a tie knot around the neck..."

[Does the anchor specialize in studying ancient Egyptian culture? ]

[Good fellow, even Egyptian archaeologists would be confused after seeing this]

[This thing was dug out a thousand years later, and archaeologists were confused. Why did chickens rule this land? 】

[It is suggested to bury them in Lop Nur to prove that the ancient Egyptian culture originated from China]

[I feel like the host is studying Egyptian archaeology, and then he became mentally ill]

"I am mentally normal, don't worry. This item will not be buried, but will be displayed in my personal display cabinet."

Although every part of this mummy looks exactly like the real thing, it has a congenital defect - it is a chicken.

The subject matter determines that its upper limit is to make everyone laugh in front of the camera.

What really makes money is the wooden coffin outside, a real-life version of "buying the casket and returning the pearl".

"This linen cloth with scriptures on it, eight to ten layers, that's enough."

"Next, we use a whole piece of linen to wrap it and tie it up."

“Then apply another layer of [Lao Zhang’s secret resin oil] on the outside to make it look better.”

"Okay, done."

Zhang Yang clapped his hands and adjusted the camera to give everyone a bird's-eye view so that everyone could see the entire mummy clearly.

To prove his level, he also posted pictures of intact mummies displayed in the museum for comparison.

[Perfect, exactly the same]

【Welcome the Chicken Pharaoh back! 】

[Shurima, your emperor is back]

This is the Egyptian version of beggar's chicken.

[Anchor 666, please accept my knee]

Looking at the barrage of comments filling the screen, Zhang Yang quickly glanced at the system's recognition value.

It’s not very good. It only increased by more than 1,000 points.

Thunder, little rain.

Zhang Yang quickly took out the mummy's coffin, prepared to pack it, and then went to harvest some crops online.

While he was packing, Shen Yiyi's voice suddenly came from the Bluetooth headset in his ear:
"Brother, please have a look. There are comments flooding your livestream room."

Screen swiping? What's going on?

Zhang Yang leaned over to take a look at the comments, which filled the entire screen:

[@Egypt Abrar in China: Please stop your blasphemy against ancient Egyptian culture immediately! Otherwise I will report you and shut down your live broadcast room! ]

(End of this chapter)