Chapter 72: The goddesses quarreled and misfortune was diverted to others (more updates! Please give me a monthly ticket)
Goddess Lakshmi gazes at Goddess Parvati.
Suddenly, she spoke.
"How is the man with the snake around his neck these days?"
Her voice was high and proud like a peacock's cry, pleasant to the ear but with three parts of sarcasm, three parts of teasing, and four parts of indifference.
"Ha~"
"There seems to be another person sitting on a snake over there!"
Parvati leaned slightly to the side, opened her pink lips slightly, and spoke.
“Is Shiva covered with leaves?”
Goddess Lakshmi spoke disdainfully.
"Are there lotuses growing in Vishnu's eyes?" Parvati tilted her head and continued to sneer.
Vishnu is known as the 'Lotus Eye' and she used this to mock him.
Indra frowned as he listened to the two goddesses.
That's it? !
The two of you were so aggressive, but this is the only result? !
The attack power is too weak!
A scumbag who is worse than a kid in a quarrel!
Goddess Lakshmi looked displeased, snorted, and then asked, "Is he still dancing 'Tandava' like crazy?"
"By the way, the vajra mark on your husband's head is still there after he went crazy."
Parvati shot back immediately.
Hearing this, Goddess Lakshmi's face flushed, she pursed her pink lips, her plump chest heaved, and she stared at Parvati angrily.
"you……"
"Parvati, you are so rude!"
Goddess Lakshmi said angrily.
"Lakshmi, you talk too much. Every time you open your mouth, you are sarcastic!"
"You can't deny it, Datian is the greatest god in the world!"
Parvati did not give in at all.
The quarrel between Goddess Lakshmi and Goddess Parvati became more and more intense.
“Vishnu is a merciful being!”
"Shiva is the Lord of Innocence!"
“Vishnu is revered!”
"Shiva is the God of Gods!"
"Vishnu is supreme!"
"Datian is in the supreme form!"
Goddess Lakshmi looked gloomy.
There was a blue light flashing in her beautiful eyes as she stared at Goddess Parvati with an icy voice.
"No!"
"My husband is the greatest God. You, a wife who has not given birth to a child for him, have no right to speak!"
Goddess Lakshmi said angrily.
Boom! ! !
When these words were spoken, all the gods around were shocked and their hearts sank.
No matter it was Shiva, Vishnu, or even Brahma and the goddess Saraswati who were watching the show calmly on the side, all of them stared at the two of them.
These words undoubtedly hit the pain point of Goddess Parvati!
At this moment, Goddess Parvati's body trembled. She had been at ease before, but suddenly became furious. She stared at Goddess Lakshmi fiercely, her chest heaving up and down, and she gritted her teeth word by word.
"Neither have you!"
Parvati said angrily.
"Who said I didn't?"
Goddess Lakshmi chuckled, straightened up slightly, and said proudly: "When I used peacock feathers to clean my husband's ears, two pieces of earwax fell into the ocean of milk and gave birth to life. I am already a mother."
"My husband is the greatest god in the world!"
Goddess Lakshmi opened her arms and looked at Vishnu with a smug look, winking playfully.
There was a hint of bitterness in the smile on Vishnu's face.
For a moment, I was speechless, as if I didn't know what to say.
"I understand!"
"They are arguing about who is greater, Shiva or Vishnu." Indra suddenly realized.
He looked at the two of them quietly, thinking about what Goddess Lakshmi said, and suddenly thought, wait a minute.
"But Goddess Lakshmi just said that life was born from Vishnu's earwax? Why do I have a bad feeling?"
Indra folded his arms.
He frowned and thought to himself.
Will these two guys turn into Asuras? !
Indra frowned, took two steps back and hid behind the gods.
Regardless of anything else, given the current scene, it seems like the two mistresses are about to fight.
It’s better for him to stay away from the battlefield!
At this moment, the two goddesses looked at each other with burning eyes, bit their lips, and were burning with anger, as if they were about to fight.
The goddess Saraswati floated around. She looked at the two goddesses with hesitation, wondering whether she should go up to persuade them to stop fighting. If a fight broke out, would she also be affected if she went up rashly?
"O Vishnu! O Vishnu!"
Suddenly, a voice of free praise suddenly echoed in Viguntha.
A chubby, cheerful figure holding a veena and taking small, brisk steps appeared in the Viguntha.
The wild sage [Narada] appeared!
Swish!Swish!Swish!
This voice of praise instantly broke the deathly silence around, and everyone looked towards Sage Narada.
Even Goddess Lakshmi and Goddess Parvati turned their heads and stared at Narada who suddenly appeared.
amount……
Sage Narada opened his mouth slightly, holding a veena, his eyes fixed, and stood there blankly.
Looks like we're having fun today!
But it seemed like he arrived too late and became part of the fun.
"Narada!"
Narada! Narada! Narada!
The echoes of Goddess Lakshmi's voice, filled with anger and arrogance, reached Narada's ears. The sage Narada's face was filled with shock, and he looked at his mistress in panic.
It seemed that he had not only become a source of entertainment, but also a deadly source of entertainment!
"Narada, I ask you!"
"Who is the greatest god in the world!"
Goddess Lakshmi raised her hand, pointed her white, crystal-clear finger at Sage Narada and demanded, in a reprimanding tone.
Swish!
Goddess Parvati also turned her head and looked.
Her eyes were wide open, staring at Sage Narada, her mouth slightly open, breathing heavily, her tongue red, and it seemed that if she disagreed with him, she would transform into the form of the goddess Kali, who exterminates all things.
Seeing this scene, Indra's eyes flashed, and he leaned his head to look at the scene in surprise.
"Despicable Narada, this day has come too!"
Indra tried to suppress his smile.
I came to the right place today and really saw a great show!
The sage Narada suddenly panicked!
This question is just like if your mother and your wife fall into the water at the same time and you ask who to save first, it is extremely tricky.
He was tempted to say it was Vishnu.
But Matron Parvati is a little scary!
Sage Narada was sweating profusely, and his eyes turned and subconsciously looked at his master.
Vishnu looked sad and remained silent.
Can't it?
Sage Narada then turned his gaze towards Mahadeva.
Shiva also looked embarrassed.
Not even?
With a pleading look, the sage Narada finally turned to his father Brahma and the goddess Saraswati.
Brahma's face was also full of helplessness.
There's nothing he can do to help!
The gaze of the sage Narada turned again, instantly sweeping towards the sages and many gods around him.
The gods and immortals were all shocked and their eyes widened.
Some even took two steps back subconsciously.
Could it be? Could it be? Could it be?
This guy wants to divert the trouble to them, right? !
(End of this chapter)