Chapter 480 The old man has nowhere to go

"Tell A-Di and Nai Ke that we prefer to support domestic brands, but if they insist on us wearing their jerseys and shoes, then let's bid!"

"Ah, hello, I just hung up. Sorry, Mr. Lei, is it true? Making cars? Chest ads? Oh, Duobao from the herbal tea company just called to ask about this!"

"Yeah, yeah, okay, if you don't come to me, I won't let you go, don't worry!"

"Hemorrhoids ad? Hemorrhoids gone, butt more prominent? Even just reading a sentence won't work!"

"Oh, as long as Teacher Shen covers her anus on camera, I'll give her 10 million, that's fine!"

……

The members of the Daxiang team were all stunned.

They thought Shen Lang was doing this for his dream, for poverty alleviation, and to compete with the national football team, and then he would find an opportunity to give money to everyone.

But looking at this fat assistant in front of me, who keeps receiving calls from home and abroad, this is not a loss at all, this is a rhythm of making a fortune!

At this rate, will they still be able to wear their jerseys?
From the collar to the heels, everything is advertised, right?

Everyone's eyes involuntarily turned to the man at the edge of the field.

Shen Teng walked over and took a closer look, only to see that Shen Lang had taken a video of everyone training on the social software. In the video, Zhang Yiming's belly was particularly obvious. After running two steps, he was out of breath, holding his knees and shouting for a change of players.

Look at the caption below: "Come on, all the energetic players. Come on, Daxiang team. It's time to show your style. Let's make the Sea Cucumber team tremble!"

Click Send.

Damn it, it’s too late for Shen Teng to stop it!
"No, Brother Lang, let me tell you, if you keep doing this, we are not playing football, we are getting kicked! Isn't this just stirring up hatred?"

Shen Lang patted Shen Teng on the shoulder: "Don't worry, you will be my substitute goalkeeper! The possibility of getting kicked... is almost zero!"

"Then I'll be relieved - no, you really want to get beaten up - is there still a chance to quit the team now?"

“Brother Lang……………………”

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"Grandstanding!"

"I think our national football players should not make any more comments on this!"

"The other party is obviously here to make money and attract topics. For many years, everyone has wanted to step on the Chinese national football team to gain attention."

"If we can't even beat a team like this, then I announce that I will personally withdraw from the national team and retire on the spot!"

"If we win, I hope we won't see those unprovoked attacks on the national football team anymore!"

Reporter: "Shen Lang sent another video. It shows you getting on the bus for your overseas competition. He said you are the LV men's football team! What do you think of this?"

"Bullshit, I prefer...slander. We make very little money, and we bought those after years of scrimping and saving!"

"But……"

"Okay, our training time is up, please make way!"

……

Chinese football legend Fan Dayi denounced in an interview with the media: "What Chinese football needs is unity, not some outsiders pointing fingers. What's wrong with him using LV? That's the money given by his boss. Football players have wives and families to support. They don't steal or rob. Is it necessary for you to point fingers at him for buying LV with his legitimate income?"

Normally, everyone likes this straightforward celebrity. But as soon as he said this, he was immediately criticized on the Internet.

"You dare to compete with fans and people outside the circle? Do you have the guts to compete with your opponents?"

"I support Shen Lang this time. As long as the Daxiang team doesn't lose by 20 points, I think the national football team can be disbanded. Don't bring them up to embarrass yourself!"

"During the Panda Cup, the Koreans peed next to the trophy and you were not tough. The Persians stopped the ball on the goal line and you were not tough. Why are you so mean to our Shen Lang now?"

"Those bosses you mentioned who paid the players' salaries are now crying in the toilet!"

"I think Shen Lang is very manly. He knows he can't win, but he still goes on the field to fight. Our country needs such iron-blooded men!"

"Speaking of which, Shen Lang is now very popular in South Korea and Japan! When he goes out, he is so popular. Last time I traveled to Japan, people heard me speak Chinese, and a Japanese person kept asking Shen Lang about his recent situation in halting Chinese! I like him so much!"

"That's right. We need someone like Shen Lang who can win honor for us when he goes out. Forget about the national football team!"

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Looking at the overwhelming discussion on the Internet, which was even more lively than the release of his company's movie, Gu Jialan said with a worried look on his face: "If you do this, you will lose face if you really lose!"

"Those people will definitely taunt you like crazy!"

Facing his boss's concerns, Shen Lang looked at the notice calmly: "The quality of the notice has declined recently!"

Gu Jialan pulled out an English contract from a pile of notices and said, "I think this invitation is quite suitable for you. Do you want it..."

"No, Shen Lang, I'm talking to you about football, why are you changing the subject?"

Shen Lang held up the English contract and asked, "What kind of movie is this? Why is it all in foreign languages?"

Gu Jialan was speechless. His English level was obviously good enough to be a diplomatic translator, but he pretended not to understand English!

She said unhappily, “This is a Paramount movie, adapted from a novel by Cormac McCarthy!”

"Do you know McCarthy? He is the winner of the National Book Award and the National Book Critics Circle Award in the United States!"

"Wait!" Shen Lang frowned and pondered for a while before asking, "Isn't this movie... No Country for Old Men?"

Gu Jialan was furious: "Look, look, I knew you could understand it, but you had to pretend that you didn't know English! Are you deliberately trying to piss me off?"

It turned out to be "No Country for Old Men"!
If I were to say which villain in an American movie impressed me the most, it would not be Dr. Hannibal in "The Silence of the Lambs" or the tragic clown in "Joker".

What impressed Shen Lang the most was this perverted killer, Mushroom Head Anton!

When watching this movie for the first time, Shen Lang understood for the first time what "perversion" and "random killing" meant.

However, now there is such an opportunity...

"They must want me to play Anton, right!" Shen Lang blurted out without thinking.

Gu Jialan looked at Shen Lang with suspicion: "I now believe that you really can't understand English. They... want you to be the director of this play!"

"Tell Paramount that I have no interest in directing or anything like that. If you want to invite me, then give me the role of the perverted murderer Anton, otherwise I won't go!"

Gu Jialan looked at Shen Lang in surprise: "Shen Lang, tell me honestly, do you have any psychological problems?"

Shen Lang pinched his boss's face and said, "This is a big problem. Do you want to do a premarital checkup before doing anything?"

(End of this chapter)