Chapter 253: "This Killer Is Not So Calm" is now on air
For the role of the killer Carl, Da Yi and Xiao Er asked Zhang Zijie to guest star. Because this role has few lines and not much plot to set up, it must make people laugh as soon as he appears, so it can only be played by an actor with a certain fame.

The original version was played by Dashachun Allen, and Zhang Zijie played Zeng Xiaoxian. He is also a comedian and is very suitable for this role.

If an amateur who is tall and strong and only fits the role in terms of body shape is replaced, the comedic effect will be greatly reduced.

Qin Long couldn't stop laughing. The movie had a fast pace. Carl went upstairs and sniped the gangster boss Harvey, but coincidentally the gangster boss just pressed the blasting button.

Carl was buried in the building, the gun missed the target, and Harvey managed to survive by accident, only injuring his ear.

In the hospital, Brother Harvey mistakenly thought Carl was a blasting worker and came to express his condolences.

Doctor: "He is out of danger, but he suffered a severe blow to the head and can't speak or see."

Brother Harvey: "Use the best eye drops!"

Doctor: "Huh?"

The theater suddenly erupted in laughter.

Hahahaha, use the best eye drops hahaha, this joke hahaha is so funny hahaha!
Qin Long also laughed so hard that he started crowing!

Then, a younger brother rushed in: "Brother, something's wrong!"

Brother Harvey cleared the room of people and said, "What are you panicking about!"

The younger brother performed very hard, with ups and downs: "You may have been shot↑↓!"

Harvey's expression suddenly changed: "What do you mean?"

The younger brother said seriously: "We found this at the scene. This is Carl's bullet!"

Harvey's pupils dilated: "Carl?"

At this time, the camera gave a close-up of Carl, who was wrapped in bandages with a hideous look on his face.

Brother Harvey sat down on the bed, and the distance between the two of them became closer. Carl quickly put away his expression.

Jimmy: "I heard that the Momen Chamber of Commerce hired him some time ago. Fortunately, he failed this time."

Brother Harvey said flatly: "Karl can't miss!"

"He's trying to torture me!"

Every time Harvey spoke a word, he pounded the bed with his fist.

The audiences in the audience held their stomachs and laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. Damn, this design is too cool!
In fact, Qin Long has already discovered that all the actors in the movie acted very hard, with very wide expressions and formulaic lines, without restraint and without any subtlety. If it was in another movie, he would have already criticized it, "What a lousy acting!"

But it fits right here!
Because the plot of the movie is very dramatic:
Carl was obviously a killer who wanted to send Harvey to hell, but he was killed by Harvey in the end. The two enemies were extremely jealous of each other when they met, but Carl could not speak, his limbs were disabled, and he could not see. Harvey also thought that Carl was just a blasting worker, and thus a wonderful misunderstanding was created.

Brother Harvey said, "He is torturing me," but in fact, he was torturing Carl.

This kind of performance style just brings out the dramatic laughs.

Jimmy: "Boss, I heard that Carl's nickname is the Man of a Thousand Faces. No one has ever seen his true face. Finding him is harder than climbing to the sky!"

"I don't care! No matter how much the Mo Men Merchants Association offers, I can offer ten times more than they do. What are you standing there for? Go find them now! You bunch of rubbish!"

Brother Harvey slammed the door and left.

After he left, Carl struggled on the bed, using his hands as if they were guns, and fired several times in anger.

Jimmy noticed his abnormality and gave him a big slap in the face:
"Why are you so excited! Do you know Karl? If you don't behave yourself, I'll kill you!"

Before leaving, Jimmy squeezed Carl's injured foot hard.

Carl's facial features shrank in pain.

The audience burst into laughter again.

Poor Carl!

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Main creative area.

Hearing the audience laughing, the tense bodies of the freshman and second graders relaxed: From what we can see so far, it seems that the feedback is pretty good?

Then, the scene changed and the circus began.

In the seats, the circus is excited!
He is finally going to appear!
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Wei Chenggong, played by Ma Xi, was a frustrated extra. After being shot, he laughed wildly. His exaggerated movements and unbridled laughter shocked the director Miller. When Miller asked him the reason, he said:

"This is a small design of mine for the character, expressing my ruthless contempt and ridicule for death before I fell."

Miller was obviously taunting him: "Show me another way of being killed by a submachine gun."

Wei Chenggong didn't hear it, and performed hard:

“Tutu, Tutu, Tututututututu, wowhahaha, wowhahahahahaha, wowhahahahahahahaha, wowhahahaha~haha~haha~”

In the film, Miller was dumbfounded.

In front of the screen, countless viewers were laughing so hard that they were out of breath. What the hell was this!

Wei Chenggong’s laugh is so damn devilish, and this plot is so magical. They kind of suspect that Cheng Cheng is writing the script randomly, hahaha. How could he come up with such a magical plot?

Miller laughed angrily: "I want to kill you with a cannon now."

Circus: "It's good to die by a cannonball, it's exciting to die by a cannonball, but director, think about it, the moment the cannonball hits me, I will be reduced to ashes, and I will have no room for performance. Can you give me some time so that I can design it well?"

Miller: "Get the hell out of here."

Circus: "Okay, okay, wait for me. Wait for me."

The circus just ran away.

Miller said to the person beside him, "Replace him. Next time, even if we need to hire extras, we need to hire someone with good brains."

The audience burst out laughing!
As soon as the character Wei Chenggong appeared, he created an image of not being very smart.

Next, the filming was resumed, but unexpectedly, Brother Harvey appeared with Jimmy and a group of younger brothers.

Miller was so scared that he ran into Milan's dressing room.

Miller: "Sister, Brother Harvey has brought people to mess things up!" "Why are you panicking?"

Miao Ling's voice can be heard in the movie. Her voice is steady and powerful, and she is not easily shocked by praise or criticism.
The camera turned and showed Miao Ling's back.

She was wearing a medieval dress of patchwork style. The main body of the dress was indigo, the sleeves and collar were white, and there was a lace design on the collar.

She has a graceful figure, and just her back view can make people's hearts flutter.

Milan calmly put the necklace on the table and walked to the window. The next second, she crossed her legs over the window frame and climbed out of the window on the spot.

The audience burst into laughter.

Another funny one!

In the original version, Milan was played by Ma Li, but Ma Li was funny enough but not beautiful enough.

This character must be charming enough to make several male characters in the movie fall in love with her and want to get her.

And Miao Ling is just right. In the movie, she has red lips, beautiful eyes, curved eyebrows and fair skin. Her beauty is very convincing.

At the same time, she is a girl from Northeast China and she is funny by nature.

It's a bit like "dumb bride".

Milan was caught, and could only awkwardly cover it up by "stretching her legs". She pretended to be calm and said:
"lead the way."

The younger brother brought her to Brother Harvey. At that time, Brother Harvey was mixing cement, and his threat was very strong!
Milan: "Brother Harvey, you brought so many people to visit the set without telling me in advance. Yo, are you playing with Ni'er?"

Her lines made the audience laugh again.

Didn’t you see that Brother Harvey looked ferocious?

It's so rude of you to say you're playing with mud!
Brother Harvey didn't move. His younger brothers rushed over and pressed Milan onto the stool, took off her shoes, and pressed her feet into the basin.

Miller was even worse off, as his entire body was pushed into the bucket.

Milan: "Hey! I just got my toenails done!!!"

Miao Ling's beautiful feet flashed by.

Miller transformed into the man in the barrel: "Brother Harvey, I admit that our last movie did make you lose money, but I promise that this step will be no problem!"

Brother Harvey was smoking a cigar while mixing cement:
"When I was a child, I loved a Persian cat. It would only show me kindness when it was hungry. Later, I put it in cement and turned it into a statue. In this way, it would never leave me."

At the end of his speech, he shoveled some cement with a shovel, stood up, and slowly walked towards Milan and Miller.

This composition is wonderful:

The shovel filled with cement is in the center of the picture and is in real focus.

Milan and Miller are very blurry and out of focus.

The cement dripped and dripped onto the ground.
Milan: "Brother Xavi, investing in movies means you may make money or lose money. If you think I ate your money, I will spit it out for you. Just tell me the number!"

Brother Harvey poured cement on Miller's head.

Miller was trembling with fear. He wanted to scream but didn't dare to, so he could only make strange squeaking sounds.

"I don't like movies at all. I don't like watching movies. I don't like watching movies at all." Harvey looked at Milan. "I spent so much money to invest in your movie. What do you think I love?"

Milan: “Love to spend money!”

Qin Long spit out a mouthful of salt soda.

The whole place erupted in laughter, and laughter continued. Every audience member laughed happily, and some even laughed so hard that they coughed. A male audience member made a clever remark: "There's nothing wrong with that!"

Brother Harvey took the cement bucket from his younger brother and poured it all over Miller. He asked again, "What do I love?"

Milan: “Love and mud!”

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The audience laughed again!
Brother Harvey broke through the defense and threw the cement bucket to the ground. He broke through the defense:
"For so many years, you have been trying to smooth things over with me!!!"

After venting his anger, he squatted in front of Milan and said, "Milan, we are going to become a family. Aren't all these accounts written off?"

"I will never marry you even if I die. You can kill me or chop me up as you please." Milan looked at Miller and said, "Brother, you go first. I will be here soon."

Brother Harvey said word by word: "Don't push me!"

Milan: "Can't do it? I'll help you!"

Milan hooked his finger at Jimmy and said, "Little mustache~"

Jimmy bent over and came closer to Milan, who kissed Jimmy on the face, leaving a red lip print.

Qin Long was so frightened by Milan's performance.

A reporter had forgotten the challenge he had given to the main creators before the movie started, and laughed so hard that he fell backwards:
"Hahahaha, why is this so funny!"

The reporter next to him couldn't help laughing: "It's really funny!"

Next, a balloon exploded on the set. Harvey thought it was a gunshot and that Carl had come. He was trembling with fear. Seeing him like this, Milan thought quickly and claimed that she knew Carl.

Harvey made a promise to her that as long as she brought Carl to him, all their grudges would be written off.

Milan agreed, and the two siblings found Wei Chenggong, also known as Ma Xi, a supporting actor, and asked him to play the role of the killer Carl. Ma Xi thought it was a real crew looking for him to act, and mistakenly got involved in the plan with the words "What were you doing so far?"

The plot moves to the next day, when Wei successfully meets the gang boss Harvey as the killer Carl.

There were constant jokes throughout the show. The audience laughed out loud every few minutes at the humorous plots, and the whole audience laughed, pushing the warm atmosphere to one climax after another.

Ma Xiu secretly observed the reactions of the audience and guests. Seeing them laughing so hard, he felt extremely excited and satisfied. This sense of accomplishment and happiness is difficult to express in any words.

The same light flashed in Miao Ling's eyes.

She seemed to see a bright future waving at her.

PS: Thank you to the big brother [删除年级的米蟲] for the reward of 10000 Qidian coins, thank you to the big brother [ban Wentao] for the reward of 500 Qidian coins, thank you to the big brothers [qY] and [牧羊放星星] for the reward of 100 Qidian coins, thank you all the big brothers.

(End of this chapter)